I've posted up the text of my first book--written when I was in third grade. Take it for the comic relief it's intended as. If I had had a mind for marketing back then, I should have tried to get it published. That would have show that Paolini kid a thing or two. Maybe I could claim I'm still a third grader, and see if I could still try that route.
No--that would mean I'd have to shave my beard off. Who ever heard of a bearded third grader?